I went to the first day of my professional sucking thing.
I can make a lot more than I thought I could.
I'll get $2000 a month as long as I meet showing minimum.
I'll be working for a boss that actually gives two shits about this trainees.
He said he'd find ways to get me places even without a driver's license.
They cycle people around so I'll get ridiculous amounts of job experience.
The Kirby vacuum is the most badass motherfucking vacuum you will ever see in your life.
It's absolutely disgusting what lives in your mattress.
It turns out I don't work Sunday's after all, so I get my game back.
To top it all off, my dad just texted me to say how proud he is that I finally got a job.
...
This is slightly balanced out by the fact that they may not ask me back if they thought I wasn't good enough today or something like that because they can't admit everyone who applied, but it's not enough to outweigh the fact that I'm so fucking happy right now I could cry.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dozen phone calls to make.
I can make a lot more than I thought I could.
I'll get $2000 a month as long as I meet showing minimum.
I'll be working for a boss that actually gives two shits about this trainees.
He said he'd find ways to get me places even without a driver's license.
They cycle people around so I'll get ridiculous amounts of job experience.
The Kirby vacuum is the most badass motherfucking vacuum you will ever see in your life.
It's absolutely disgusting what lives in your mattress.
It turns out I don't work Sunday's after all, so I get my game back.
To top it all off, my dad just texted me to say how proud he is that I finally got a job.
...
This is slightly balanced out by the fact that they may not ask me back if they thought I wasn't good enough today or something like that because they can't admit everyone who applied, but it's not enough to outweigh the fact that I'm so fucking happy right now I could cry.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dozen phone calls to make.
mood: shocked
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